December 2011
130 posts
friend: where did you go for your christmas break
me: internet
Just like the alphabet, bitch. I come before U.
thefunniestpost:
deadd-and-gonee:
Merry fucking Christmas.
band member: hey want me to sign-
me: my vagina
band member: what
me: with your tongue
band member: excuse me
me: i said, "can i have a picture instead?"